I'm going to try and figure out how to make this new body speak

Everyone has such lovely signatures now.

Ryan, I'm not entirely sure which of those options would be from a success roll and which would be from a failure....

Also, it's a shame that you're getting rid of the gang leader's head; everyone knows that Street Snakes will bow down to anyone who kills their leader as their new leader. They're like those bullet time villains from Chronicles of Riddick. Obviously.

Alan is not in the business of ruling sewer tribes. He's got bigger mutated fish to fry, like replacing the fried cpu in Glinda (his persocom with 7 vibration speeds and five pulse settings aka his main reason for existence)

Hippopoctopus wrote:

Ryan, I'm not entirely sure which of those options would be from a success roll and which would be from a failure....

For the sake of the adventure, we'll say investigating is the success, just maybe not in Whizzaahd's opinion.

Qridproqro wrote:

Hippopoctopus wrote:

Ryan, I'm not entirely sure which of those options would be from a success roll and which would be from a failure....

For the sake of the adventure, we'll say investigating is the success, just maybe not in Whizzaahd's opinion.

If you critically fail, something terrible is going to happen to your wiener.

Hippopoctopus wrote:

Qridproqro wrote:

Hippopoctopus wrote:

Ryan, I'm not entirely sure which of those options would be from a success roll and which would be from a failure....

For the sake of the adventure, we'll say investigating is the success, just maybe not in Whizzaahd's opinion.

If you critically fail, something terrible is going to happen to your wiener.

You sound just like my mother.

Should I roll for us? We all pass magnificently.

Sorry, this is coming this afternoon when I get home from work. I've already rolled for this and wanted to post this for a while, but I've been so busy/ had no internet for the past few days. I don't think I was home for more than an hour even yesterday.
Shutup.
I don't need to explain myself to you.

Hippopoctopus wrote:

Shutup.
I don't need to explain myself to you.

Justin, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen must be held responsible. Kind of like Obama. You are literally Obama.

We'll see if you still feel that way when your avatar is a scene from two girls one cup.....

Which scene? I mean... uh... I've never heard of that TV show, is it any good?

The second season gets a little weird, but bono has a cameo.

Spoiler:

Ahaha nothing like waking up to a bunch of poop jokes.
Seriously if I hadn't met most of you people I would assume you were just one person talking to yourself.

Sometimes I think it's only me on this forum, and the rest of you are just hallucinations of some grand ideal that I will never achieve.

But then I realize, no, my ideal would probably write more often than Justin, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen does  

Yeah I'm still not convinced that you're not a computer program or something.

JUSHTINA WRITE SOMETHING

I loved your last post, but I'm trying to figure out my response to the whole everything. I have something started.

No pressure, I only check my phone constantly to see if anybody's posted something.

I've been at work since this morning. Sheesh.

I have it in my mind though.

Hippopoctopus wrote:

I have it in my mind though.

We can't see it there.

Briolase wrote:

Hippopoctopus wrote:

I have it in my mind though.

We can't see it there.

We could crack it open
Run some tests, take some pictures
Might turn up a story

Did any of you ever play kingdom of loathing? There's a whole haiku dungeon in that game. It's pretty fun, actually. I kind of want to play it again now.