Hey guys, super sorry, I forgot I have a cookout/ going away party to go to today, but I probably won't be there super long. I have the posts for both this AND the TSW fic started though, and they will be up no later than tonight. And that's a PROMISE.

Stupid Justin, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen with his stupid friends and active social life.

They're going away, big deal. Shove'em out the door, say bye and get to writin'

Also, remind me to give Roger a blowjob

Hey my dad's name is Roger... you aren't secretly into 50 year old trucker dudes are you?

I'm pretty sure I could be, under the right circumstances.

Roger is the tech guy who services the hotel. I asked him to come service me and he was kind enough to do so. Now my internet speeds have tripled. I think I love him.

Yeahh I'd say that warrants at least a blowjob.

Hippopoctopus wrote:

Hey guys, super sorry, I forgot I have a cookout/ going away party to go to today, but I probably won't be there super long. I have the posts for both this AND the TSW fic started though, and they will be up no later than tonight. And that's a PROMISE.

So last night I went to bed and it felt like Christmas Eve. I knew that when I woke up, I'd have posts from Santa Jus*tin. Because he promised. I was so excited. So I go to bed on Christmas Eve, wake up and it's President's Day. And not even a halfway decent presidents day where I have a day off, but one where I have to work and I don't get any beer or barbecue or anything.

Disappoint   

Yeah but he got beer and barbecue which just makes the lie all the more bitter.

Wow. That's just cruel.

You'd think eventually we'd get used to the neglect. You'd think.

You'd think, but I wish I weren't at work so I could just crawl into bed, cover my head in blankets and wallow in my misery.

Meeeee toooooo I've been unnecessarily rude to way too many customers, like way over the alloted quota, and it's cuz I didn't get to read any new posts this morning.

But I've been reading this runesoup blog instead and it's fantastic

I love Rune Soup. Gordon needs to join our book club and be our friend. I'll name one of My Little Ponies after him.

And OH, I've been rude to customers today too. But I pretty much always am.

...my little ponies?

Yeah me too. Either that or probably too friendly. Combining sleep deprivation, caffeine, and a generally irritable disposition usually leads to a good time

Yes, it was a reference to a certain other post about a certain other someone    But I can always go out and buy some My Little Ponies to name after us.

OH! I was worried.
You probably should but only if you replace the little ass tattoo on mine with the symbol for black sulphur or a penis or something.

How about instead I just go out and with the money I would have spent on Ponies, get another tattoo myself? On the one hand, I won't have any ponies, but on the other hand, I won't have any ponies.

Here, this is an oldie but a goodie, and always worth a repost while we.... wait

We're about to try to take down cthulu in eldritch horror. Wish you were heeere

Briolase wrote:

How about instead I just go out and with the money I would have spent on Ponies,  get another tattoo myself? On the one hand, I won't have any ponies, but on the other hand, I won't have any ponies.

That's either a really cheap tattoo or some really expensive ponies.
I want moar tattoos...

Fancy Feast wrote:

We're about to try to take down cthulu in eldritch horror.  Wish you were heeere

D:

Qridproqro wrote:

Fancy Feast wrote:

We're about to try to take down cthulu in eldritch horror.  Wish you were heeere

D:

We did surprisingly well before we ran out of time and realized we were doomed. Pretty standard cthulu encounter I guess

Brio I miss you