Never apologize for who you are.

Hah she liked it.
I was thinking maybe we could be sent on some sort of requisition mission to recruit somebody and get tied up in a situation wherever we end up going. Depends on the location I guess. It's probs all the elder scrolls talking but I was thinking we could be looking for a necromancer.
I unno. I feel like shit today.

I'm feeling pretty shit today myself. Gotta work the 14 hr shift tonight, PLUS I saw the methhead back on the premises again today, had an argument with the landlord about it. Just a whole thing. EH, sorry to dump on you.

What the hell could the landlord possibly have had to argue about that??

"He's not bothering anyone... TODAY"

WHAT.

Wait, a haiku! will make it all better

You say you feel like poop
I'd bring you beer if I could
I feel like poop too

All this talk of poop
Causes stirring in my butt
At the laundromat

Haiku thread needed
to classy up this forum;
less laundry more write

Hodor hodor and
Hodor hodor. Hodor? Sigh.
Hodor forever.

Good one! But according to Robert Anton Wilson, the syllable count needn't be strictly adhered to in the English language, as long as the poem is concise and presents strong imagery, so you could have tossed in a couple of extra Hodors for emphasis.

You guys are the best
There are few things better than
Poop to warm a heart

Also you would reference Robert Anton Wilson.
I'm going to be drawing on the Illuminatus trilogy quite a bit for inspiration.

If you didn't draw on the Illuminatus trilogy I would be sorely disappointed.   

My wi fi was down
for ten long painful minutes
no forum access

I actually have to confess I never finished the third book. Which is unacceptable because Discordianism is my most favorite of all philosophies. I have a problem with getting sidetracked by new books.

I used to have the entire Principia Discordia printed out and in a three-ring binder. Can we all just be best friends forever?

Fancy Feast wrote:

Used to?

Sadly, I lost it in one of my moves. I still have the PDF on the computer though.

Have you read Black Iron Prison?

No, but I'll look it up.

Just wanted to let you guys know that I do plan on posting on the tsw fic page soon. I just have no idea of what kind of personality I want my character to have as of yet.

profxmas wrote:

Just wanted to let you guys know that I do plan on posting on the tsw fic page soon. I just have no idea of what kind of personality I want my character to have as of yet.

Yay! Glad you decided to write with us.

If Amaka is still in the building, we could all go to lunch together. Run up a huge tab on Jayne's credit card. OH WAIT. Luger doesn't take credit cards. Hope he brought a wad of cash.

She was about to head to the gas station for some Starburst and ride out her trip in the park but she could definitely happen to stumble across you guys instead