If any game was an embodiment of this guild, I feel like it would be This one. Fantastic stick figure art, a Seal Clubber class (which hails from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands), and booze for buffs. Plus, you have to pass a grammar test presented by the Ghost of the English Language to even be able to create an account.

In addition to having a full haiku dungeon, all the pets you can acquire have haikus for their descriptions:

Too many games in my life. I cant.