Greetings one and all! Step right up to sample my exquisite wares! All of our elixers are 100% safe and cat-approved!
Seriously, I brew a lot of potions, and I place a good many of them in the guild bank for you guys. My proprietary blends are the finest you'll find. My process involves having three pretty flowers have a threesome in a bottle to create something beautiful.
Nearly every potion I craft heals HP, in addition to a myriad of other effects, so if you see a dram of magicka in the bank, mouse over it because it's probably actually a dram of magicka, health, weapon power, and penis enlargement.
I typically craft to my level, but I have no problem brewing lower level potions, or specific effect potions on request.
Pots have a 30 second cooldown, and effects typically last about 10 seconds, so they can really turn the tide of tough fights if you remember to quickslot a few key brews before a dungeon or boss.

Remember, if you see "created by Llando's Madalas" you see "created with quality!"

Please seek professional magical help for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.

Now if only THAT could be a potion effect, it would sure make boss battles more fun XD