I missed you while at work today!
Boss: "Why are you so quiet today?"
Me: "I miss my guild"
Boss: "Gill? What's a gill? Is this who you kill people with?" (he's... not a gamer, to say the least)
Me: "Yes. Yes it is. Would you like to see pictures of our orgy?"
Boss: (thinks for a very long time) "Oh..." (thinks some more) "No, I don't think I want to see that. You know, the hotel next door is holding a sex toy exhibition in their conference center today"