*insert your favorite porn gifs here*

I'm at work right now so I can't do anything but this thread is a place to shower Justin, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen with love and bday bjays (from John probs)

You girls keep me young.

I just screeched so loudly in the back room I'm pretty sure customers think there's a rape happening.

Justin, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen I'm trying to post a present for you and it won't let me. Sez I don't have the permissions for the page when I hit send... :/
WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST DINOSAUR PORN?

Just google this then fuck it:

Come to think of it, you've probably seen this already.
Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

Also, I like how every time I edit this it adds another string of Lord and Pagemaster Forever etc
So I'm just gonna keep doing it
So yeah
Do you feel appreciated yet?

Oh god, that was fantastic. I actually haven't seen that one. I love how they just kept half-assedly flapping their arms... like they would get tired and stop and the director would be like, "Hey! More flapping! Flap harder damnit! Flap harder! Oh yeahhhhh, like that!"

I rate it above Kung Fu Porn, but below Alien Midget Porn.

How bad of an idea would it be to go see a movie on my birthday with an ex who I was not friends with at all for a long time, but am now friends with because she came into my work a week ago and we realized that we're both still hot?

Which ex? Start dating the vegan one when we all move in together so I can cook bacon when she's there. Always need one more reason in my life to fry meat.

<3

I live to make vegans cry.

Vegans, or any sort of unnecessary attention-seeking diet really drive me crazy.

It's settled for you Jushtin! Date this girl so I can torture her with delicious food smells. Maybe make her see the error of her ways.

It's not that one. God, I do not want anything to do with that one ever again. That fuckin' bitch.

This one just cheated on me a bunch and was my first real serious girlfriend. She's a cool person though, but I don't want to date her again. She's also half-black, and we dated for a long time, which is what I use to excuse any racist thing that comes out of my mouth. "No it's okay, I've been inside a black girl."

She was really cute though... just sayin.

I don't know this other one but she sounds awful. You have atrocious taste in women from what I've seen. Other than Treva. I like Treva.

None of them were that bad while I was dating them.... They all waited a good long while to reveal the fact that they're all fucking batshit crazy. Treva was probably the only girl I dated who didn't have some terrible character flaw or psychotic tendency--is it ironic then that we broke up mutually, on very good terms, and mostly because we were bored?

I like to think everybody has at least some minor psychotic tendencies. At least the interesting people.

But idk dude you're the one getting into facebook arguments over the usage of 'irony'

That's why I posed it as a question, just in case it's not technically ironic. Posing it as a question absolves me of any responsibility in misusing the word.

Happy Birthday Justin, My Lord and Pagemaster Forever Amen!

My family has a tradition of looping this song for however long it takes to do cake n presents. So enjoy?

I think she's for sure going to try to have sex with me. Right now, sober and in good sense, I know that is a terrible idea and I don't want to. Please pray for me to keep that resolve for later.

I hope you get her pregnant. Happy birthday.

Here are some pictures of the people who actually dressed up for the party. There were way more people there, but they were all lame and in regular clothes. I wish you could see Zach's bowtie.

I was there in spirit, in a MIB-style suit and tie.

I wish I woulda had some menswear for the shindig. But money. And the fact that I completely forgot about the party til right before it.

No, it was good. You were the ONLY girl there really dressed as a flapper. I mean, John could have prolly pulled it off though too....

And I would expect nothing less from you Brio.