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PostSubject: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 4:00 pm

So, I'm actually pretty excited for this movie, despite how terrible the last entry in the series was. It seems that Hollywood is on a trend right now of handing giant franchises over to little-known directors who have only made one or two low budget (but very good) independent films before, first with Gareth Edwards (Monsters, Godzilla), and now with Colin Trevorrow (Safety Not Guaranteed, Jurassic World). I was pretty apprehensive about this at first, since Jurassic Park is one of my favorite books/ movies of all time, but after reading an interview with Colin, I'm really excited to see his vision for a series that I had previously hoped to not see cloned and brought back to life.
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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 4:13 pm

Oooh I liked Safety Not Guaranteed.

Kind of wish Hollywood would stop redoing movies though. Feels like a lazy money grab to me. One I'll spend money on a ticket for, but still.
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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 5:02 pm

I'm inclined to agree about redos/ reboots, but this one is set 22 years after the first movie, and is the next logical step forward in dinosaur theme parks. Look up the review if you want some light spoilers.

But yeah, they really dropped the ball by not green lighting the screen play I sent them for Jurassic International Space Station: Midget Wars.

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 5:09 pm

Oh ok that was just me making an assumption

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 5:56 pm

Hippopoctopus wrote:
Jurassic International Space Station: Midget Wars.

That's in 3D I hope. And LSD.

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 6:06 pm

Briolase wrote:
Hippopoctopus wrote:
Jurassic International Space Station: Midget Wars.

That's in 3D I hope. And LSD.

Or 4D
Every seat gets a little nozzle to spray water/blood/dino-midget semen on your face at the appropriate times. Along with a packet of butter-flavored LSD for your popcorn.

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 6:23 pm

Hey! You stole that idea from the immersive porno theater John and I had the idea for years ago! But yes, that was my original vision, along with an actual personal midget for every seat.

Don't call it 4D though; I hate it when gimmicky things are billed as "4D"--that just doesn't even make any sense, considering the fourth dimension is time, and I don't think they've quite mastered temporal-vision glasses yet.

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 6:24 pm

I was thinking more like the feelies in Brave New World actually.

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyThu May 29, 2014 6:45 pm

At least they cast Chris Pratt. I had a role for him in my version as well, opposite Peter Dinkleberry and Warwick "Astro Balls" Davis. It was a very edgy, extremely sexual role.

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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyFri Sep 05, 2014 2:08 pm

"Safety is not guaranteed' was pretty good. Just not sure if he can pull it off but I'm sure it will be better than part 3 . Jp 1 is a classic. I'm an avid fan of Jp 2. Jp 3 is ridiculous, but it's fun to watch atleast. Can't wait to see what they do with practical effects on this film! I still like the old idea for jp4, which starred Jessica Alba in the city but it probably would have ended up just as bad as part 3.
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PostSubject: Re: Jurassic World   Jurassic World EmptyMon Sep 15, 2014 7:29 am

I guarentee it won't be as good as it could be if they had me as a creative consultant, at least for the Dino jizz scenes.

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