If you'd like to be invited to our fun little reading circle, feel free to message myself (@hippopoctopus), @profxmas, @exclarogatif, @Vazmahkatz, or @briolase in game. Happy reading magic times!

1. Don't be an asshat. This is important. I know we're not all always the most mature group, but you can have fun and talk about how big your character's...feet... are and still not be douche nugget to your fellow guildmates.

2. Use your ESO account name as your username on this board. It just makes everything so much easier.

3. Respect the Lore. I mean, it's the Book of the Month Club--you hopefully have at least a passing interest in the books, even if it's just every single version of The Lusty Argonian Maid that you can get your hands on. Even if you're just here for a good time and free skooma, respect those who enjoy taking a minute to read some of the finer smut literature that Tamriel has to offer.

4. You don't have to be 18+, but for the love of Mara, at least act like it. This doesn't mean don't make stupid, immature, weird, cat-based, alcohol-induced jokes and comments--more, just a general level of adult respect and sportsmanship is to be expected. Harumph, harumph.

5. The guild bank is for everyone. It's there for you to use and abuse however you wish. Deposit unwanted items and crafting materials there for others to take and use/ craft-with/ deconstruct/ do inappropriate things with in the lower level of the Ebon Flask. And feel free to take whatever others have placed there for your own use/ pleasure, just don't be overly greedy or get some sort of entitled attitude (see rule number one).

6. Like cats.

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Additional Notes:
If you would like to fight the good fight with us in Cyrodiil, we're on the Wabbajack (obviously) campaign. You don't have to be in the same campaign as us in order to be part of this guild, but it sure would be fun for the Book of the Month Club to claim a keep for its very own, wouldn't it?

If you'd like to join us in embracing the way of the Filth in The Secret World, we reside on the Arcadia server and are mostly Illuminati.

A note on Meow Meow Beenz
Meow Meow Beenz are a super hip and trendy way to express your like (or dislike) for anything someone else did or said! Simply rate with an easy 1-5 system! When you type "1 m m b" through "5 m m b" (without the spaces), our super advanced, integrated Meow Meow Beenz beta application will insert the proper graphic! Neato!

Current guild theme song:




I'll likely add more to this list as items pop into my head/ are suggested to me.

Can I make a suggestion here?
Well I think we can set a group on Skype or something...that people can voice chat or send messages to others even when not on game. I don't know much about this kind of software just thinking...

That's actually a really great idea Foya! Would people prefer Skype or Vent? I'm fine with either, but Vent takes up less bandwidth I think than Skype does.

I don't know, I personally can use anything unless it charges me for fee :/
But whatever you put a group in there I will join you guys.

I would prefer if we used vent it is much easier to use then teamspeak razorchat etc plus it's free and I know most of the ins and outs so I could help ppl in joining the only thing is idk how to start a channel

But Skype does have the merit of me being able to talk to you guys when my asshat of a father is taking up the computer without paying extra for mobile access like vent does

I added @Vazmahkatz and @briolase to the list of people that people can request invites from, as well as a note on Meow Meow Beenz, and a guild theme song.

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Hey, I've got a 25-Slot mumble server sitting around if anyone wants to use it. Can change the name and password for it to represent the guild and everything. I don't think I've ever used it.

Izzy wrote:

Hey, I've got a 25-Slot mumble server sitting around if anyone wants to use it. Can change the name and password for it to represent the guild and everything. I don't think I've ever used it.

That'd be great!

I don't know what mumble is. I know that I mumble a lot in real life.

I have a prob with mumble, I tried downloading it and it put a shit tonne of viruses in my comp, I had my father bitching at me for weeks bc of it